Man, I wish I had a manual for life. I swear, when I first started out I knew everything. I remember being 16 and having all of the answers. Answers that, somewhere along the way, were lost. I no longer have them. They are gone. It may be all of the alcohol I have consumed in my life, but I swear I used to have answers and no longer do. My children, however, now they know the answers. Check this out...the following answers come from my 4 year old daughter. She's pretty hilarious.
What makes the world go round? Well, if something shakes the world goes around. And that's what makes the world go around.
Why is the sky blue? Because the sun is up!
What makes a mommy happy? Uhhhh...if she has a daughter and a son. And if you get to sleep in.
What makes mommy mad? Weeeellll...when Ethan doesn't listen.
What makes Daddy happy? Ummm, when he gets to sleep in.
What makes Daddy mad? Umm, when Ethan doesn't be good.
Why does the dog talk to us? She doesn't talk! She is not a person. She's just a dog, she cannot talk real.
But I know the best way why she talks to us...because she wants to go outside!
Why does Santa Clause use a sleigh? Because he doesn't have a car!
How come when we bounce on the trampoline we don't stay up in the air? Maybe because the kids can't jump up way high?
Why do babies cry? Cause they're babies.
What's your favorite thing about mommy? Because I love you. That's my favorite thing about you.
So, the next time I need an answer, I'm coming to her. She's got great answers with no barriers. I wish I could go back in time and remember all the things I don't know now. That's it for now...back to studying for me!
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